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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}

{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

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Amparo Maria \"Pammy\" Jorge Zamora is a Filipino politician who has served as the representative for Taguig–Pateros's second district since 2022.

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Parrish is an unincorporated community in northwestern Manatee County, Florida, United States.

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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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