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Fifth Album is the fourth studio album by American singer and songwriter Judy Collins, released by Elektra Records in 1965. It peaked at No. 69 on the Billboard Pop Albums chart.
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Farmers State Bank is a historic bank building at 101 South Main Street in Lindsborg, Kansas, United States, that is now the Lindsborg City Hall. The Italianate building was constructed in 1887 as a branch of the Farmers State Bank and \"was the only bank of three to survive the Great Depression. In modern times the bank became a branch of Bank of America and another financial institution assumed the Farmers State name. The building became Lindsborg's City Hall in 1955 when the bank moved to a new building one-half block north of this location.\" The building was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 2008.
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David Carmichael is an American chef, specializing in pastry. Born and raised in New York, he has run several pastry kitchens in many of Manhattan's finest restaurants. He currently works at Gilt restaurant, situated in the New York Palace Hotel. He is known for his salted milk chocolate ice cream and warm brownies.
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