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Raymond Everett Reach, Jr. is an American pianist, vocalist, guitarist, composer, arranger, music producer, and educator, named by AL.com as one of \"30 Alabamians who changed jazz history.\" He serves as President and CEO of Ray Reach Music and Magic City Music Productions.
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To the Capital (Portuguese: A Capital!) is a novel by José Maria de Eça de Queirós, also known as Eça de Queiroz. It was first published posthumously in Portuguese in 1925 following revisions to the text by Eça’s son. The first English version, translated by John Vetch, was published by Carcanet Press in 1997. The novel tells the story of a young man from the Portuguese provinces who dreams of literary fame in the capital, Lisbon, and his experiences in unsuccessfully trying to achieve that fame.
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