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China–Kyrgyzstan relations are the bilateral relationship between China and Kyrgyzstan.
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{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
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The PSO-1 is a 4×24 telescopic sight manufactured in Russia by the Novosibirsk instrument-making factory and issued with the Russian military Dragunov sniper rifle.\nIt was introduced on 3 July 1963 together with the Dragunov sniper rifle.
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