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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?","punchline":"A blood orange.","id":241}
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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}