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Spencer Baird Nichols was an American portrait painter, illustrator and muralist. While he received much recognition and was quite prolific in his time, much of his creative work was ultimately destroyed, lost or unattributed to him. What survives are a handful of easel paintings and some commercial work, particularly book illustrations and murals.
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Kaliya Ashley Ross, known professionally as Kaliii, is an American rapper from Roswell, Georgia. She is best known for her hit single \"Area Codes\", which went viral on the video-sharing platform TikTok in 2023 and was certified platinum by the RIAA.
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