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Coccorchestes is a genus of South Pacific jumping spiders that was first described by Tamerlan Thorell in 1881.
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The Minhota or Galega is a Portuguese breed of cattle. It is reared principally for beef; in the past it was used also as a draught beast and for milk.
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